Real Vampires Don’t Diet by Gerry Bartlett
REAL VAMPIRES DON’T DIET by Gerry Bartlett
Reviewed by Vicky Dreiling
Glory St. Clair is back for more hilarious vampire misadventures.
Glory’s plans for a romantic New Year’s Eve fizzle out like a flat bottle of champagne. Her on-again, off-again hunky highlander boyfriend, Jeremy Blade, must rescue his supposed daughter. Dateless and ticked, Glory decides to spend the evening watching chick flicks to the annoyance of her trusty guard dog Valdez. But even these plans go awry when she learns newbie vampire and rock star Ray Caine is getting drunk. Knowing the booze will lead to the hang-over from Hades, Glory rushes off to Ray’s wild soiree to save him.
A nocturnal boat ride with Ray on Lake Travis turns awry when a hideous siren named Aggie lures them with her call and then paralyzes them. Aggie needs to deliver three vampires to Circe in order to break a curse. Ray manages to sweeten up Aggie by singing to her. Now he and Glory must find three replacement male vamps for Aggie or risk the wrath of Circe. They’re determined to deliver some bad vamps (readers of the other Real Vampire books will recall the evil energy vamps). To do so, Ray and
Glory enter into a faux engagement.
The fourth installment of the Real Vampires series is every bit as fun and fast-paced as the previous
three. New readers will catch on quickly and will want to snatch up the other books as well.
